Sunday, February 20, 2011

Some H. Household Happenings

The watering hole:

This is how it goes down. 

We arrive, find a spot amongst the herd of palm trees, sit, remove foot attire, roll pant legs and shirt sleeves and I push the young fledgling towards the spewing geyser.  From there, she pushes back and hides her bashful face in my lap until some little kids run through the water squealing.  With her attention peaked, she takes three steps forward.  Then two steps back.  Turns around to make sure I'm still seated.  Turns her attention back to the fountain and tries to place an insecure hand on my leg.  Since she's still a step away from me, she misses and starts to lose her footing.  Regains her balance.  Comes back to the comfort of mama bird and watches the other kids play.  Five minutes pass.  She attempts to pull me out of my chair, but I inform her this is a solo flight.  Apprehensive, she runs to the closest fountain and cautiously tries grabbing the gushing water.  She runs back to me.  Again, she tries with all her might to get me vertical but fails.  Ten minutes pass.  Without a chaperon, she inches her way toward the fountain again.  This time she gingerly tries placing a toe in the water.  Gingerly then turns into wild.  Her pants now look as though I've taken them straight from the rinse cycle and placed them on her lower limbs.  She's been baptized.  She looks back warily.  I smile and let her know all is good in the world. 

The next day we return to the watering hole.  Repeat all steps again.



Train Park:
Back to the train park we went last week.  It's becoming a bittersweet place to frequent.  Bitter in the sense that if locomotive engineer Kennedy isn't either on the train or five steps away from boarding it, she's a mess.  Waiting in line for the train isn't even good enough for her.  It merely confuses and irritates the hell out of her, and I'm usually the one she spills the pot of mixed emotions on.  But the sweet outweighs the bitter and seeing her elated to hand our tickets to the conductor time and time again is what keeps me fueled to keep returning.

(Choosing to sit on a bright blue love seat on the carousel, she was anything but loving it.  After all, it was no train).




Miya and Marley:
We truly do have some great dogs.  They come with a lot of patience and a lot of wisdom.  The wisdom being, let the kid do whatever her little sassy pants pleases.  A couple times I've caught Kennedy trying to put something in their ear.  A couple times she's tried to sit on Miya.  And just today Brandon caught her stamping (as in ink stamping) Marley.  And many a times I've caught her sharing her goldfish, popcorn, m&ms, suckers and all things edible with them.  Maybe that's why they tolerate her so well.  I assume it's a don't-bite-the-hand-that-feeds-you kind of deal.





Birthdays and nails:
The weekends are always fun when they require breaking out the red nail polish, face painting and celebrating a birthday inside a bouncy house.



Give a man a couple Coronas, a bouncy house and a little encouragement, and he will give you entertainment in return.



On a Saturday morning, I had painted my nails a valentine red.  They went unnoticed for the remainder of the day.  On Sunday morning, I pulled a jammied little girl into our bed so she could climb on top of her daddy who still resided under a heap of blankets.  As I pointed to where he lay, the jammied little girl took notice of my index finger and her mission to play "alarm clock" was aborted and a new mission took up residency inside that jammied little girl's head.  Her new mission: get her mother to apply that valentine red to her fingernails.



Mission accomplished.


On a very cute note, I had stressed over and over again to Kennedy the importance of not touching anything until the polish was dry.  Bless her heart, a half hour after I painted those tiny nails she was still using her elbows to pick up her sippy cup.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Roses are red, violets are blue.
It's Valentine's Day, yes it's true.
However, B is out of town
Which makes me frown.
But Jen is coming over for The Bachelor and spaghetti.
And I must say I'm more than ready.
It's time for Brad to give crazy Michelle the boot.
But first, the commercials tell me there's gonna be a photo shoot.
I digress.
There are toys everywhere, oh what a mess.
The weekend was busy which left no time.
I know it's a crime,
But come Tuesday our company might be sleeping with toys in their bed.
Or, gasp, a dirty sheet under their head.
Oh wait, just yesterday a new washer we bought.
And since it's being delivered today, all dirty articles I have sought.
Because laundry is totally fun
When you don't have to worry if the washer actually spun.
Anyway, it's V-day and even though my love is gone
There's still fun and love to be had beginning at dawn.
Happy Valentine's Day!




*** Kennedy and a couple of her valentines.


Monday, February 7, 2011

True or False, Fact or Fiction and a Multiple Choice

Is it true you are visually deceiving family, friends, neighbors and strangers with mulligtails?

True.

Mulligtails.
[Mul-ig-teyls]
Noun. 
A mullet put in pigtails.

But still a mullet (see below).





Kennedy was licking her lips because she was about to jump head first into the fountains.

False. 
It was more like feet first.




Kennedy always tries to eat, suck or chew anything that's not flush on an article of clothing, be it hers or mine.

Fact.
 

"Go" and "please," also known as "eezsh," are the only words I hear by the occupant of this car when occupied.

True.


Walks around the block have become so mundane that we now climb over walls and explore the desert instead.

True.


Did the wagon driver steer clear of this man-made jump?


False.


Has Kennedy ever painted anything without getting a drop of paint on herself?

False.


The Children's Museum visit was a happy time.

True.


Is it true that when a man loves a woman he vows to love her in sickness and health, for better or worse and carry her purse?

True.



My windows are spotless, shiny and smudge-free.

Fiction.


Did I have to drag a kicking and screaming little girl away from this park in order to fill our bellies with some lunch?

True.


Kennedy knows how to properly greet a passing train.

True.


Kennedy was gazing at:
A) A dog.
B) Kids on the swing.
C) A man blowing leaves.
D) A hot air balloon.

C) A man blowing leaves. 


When you walk into our house after a long day's work, are you greeted with kisses, licks, screaming, jumping and pure excitement?

See for yourself...


Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Rambling randomly

  • Kennedy is good to her baby dolls. She's good to her stuffed animals. She's even good to a few things that don't merit hugs and kisses, like a bottle of hair spray or the kitchen chair. But for whatever reason, she is hostile when it comes to pictures of babies or toddlers. I'm hoping this is just a phase and passes soon because it can be extremely embarrassing and a little disturbing when she slaps and yells "No" at a Parents magazine when sitting in a busy pediatrician's office.


  • Kennedy ran into the screen door the other day.  Not sure if she did it on purpose or not.  Regardless, the fingers hit first and the 24 pounds that followed suit proved to be just enough oomph to jolt it off its track. 



  • Did you know the ice cream man doesn't take the winter off here?  'Tis true.  Although we haven't taken a stroll down the street to catch him, he frequents our cul-de-sac often and his music can be heard by both Chief Small Ears and Chief Tall Ears.  Marley thinks he's some kind of musical UPS man while Kennedy thinks the music is just as riveting as watching the garbage man empty our garbage can on Mondays and Thursdays.





  • I accidentally door dinged a lady's car the other day when I was putting Kennedy in her seat.  As luck would have it, she was sitting in her car with the window down.  The tears didn't roll during the actual bitch-Michelle-out fest, but I might have shed one on the drive home.  It was just one of those days.


  • Sometimes I wish a week would pass without a new battle wound.


  • I need more craft projects like I need more menu items that please the K palate. 



  • We were at the park the other day and ran into a girl who's in Kennedy's gymnastics class.  Turns out she's not only her gym mate but she's also our neighbor (like they probably watch me roll out the recycling in my jammies kind of neighbor).  Small neighbor?  No.  Well, yes, this particular girl actually is very small but that's not it. Small gymnastics class?  No, that's not right either.  Ah, yes.  Small world.

  • This is usually how we roll on the weekends.  Marley chases Brandon.  Miya chases Marley.   Kennedy chases Miya.  And I chase photo ops.

  • Do you ever wonder what kids dream about?  I do.  Like when Kennedy started screaming during her nap today but never woke up.  Maybe giant babies leaped from book covers and were chasing her.


  • After spying last year's Easter clearance spewing out a storage cabinet the other day, I was reminded that egg hunts and Peeps are around the corner.  Or maybe it was this bunnachshund (that's a bunny-dachshund for the ones not familiar with the breed) that got my pastel wheels a turnin'.



  • I think Murphy is gonna make a good big sis. 
(This is Murphy on the left just in case you were wondering.  Jen's furry daughter.)
  •  Some days I feel like Miya.  Unlike her, though, I kinda like being pulled this way and that.