True or False, Fact or Fiction and a Multiple Choice

Is it true you are visually deceiving family, friends, neighbors and strangers with mulligtails?

True.

Mulligtails.
[Mul-ig-teyls]
Noun. 
A mullet put in pigtails.

But still a mullet (see below).

Kennedy was licking her lips because she was about to jump head first into the fountains.

False. 
It was more like feet first.

Kennedy always tries to eat, suck or chew anything that's not flush on an article of clothing, be it hers or mine.

Fact.
 

"Go" and "please," also known as "eezsh," are the only words I hear by the occupant of this car when occupied.

True.

Walks around the block have become so mundane that we now climb over walls and explore the desert instead.

True.

Did the wagon driver steer clear of this man-made jump?

False.

Has Kennedy ever painted anything without getting a drop of paint on herself?

False.

The Children's Museum visit was a happy time.

True.

Is it true that when a man loves a woman he vows to love her in sickness and health, for better or worse and carry her purse?

True.

My windows are spotless, shiny and smudge-free.

Fiction.

Did I have to drag a kicking and screaming little girl away from this park in order to fill our bellies with some lunch?

True.

Kennedy knows how to properly greet a passing train.

True.

Kennedy was gazing at:

A) A dog.

B) Kids on the swing.

C) A man blowing leaves.

D) A hot air balloon.

C) A man blowing leaves. 

When you walk into our house after a long day's work, are you greeted with kisses, licks, screaming, jumping and pure excitement?

See for yourself...