Ten points Tuesday

• Beckham has what I call a snaggle tooth coming in on top.  Most babies get their two front teeth  on top after they get their bottom teeth, but my little let's-not-go-with-the-flow baby has decided 2013 is the year of the fang.

• Beckham also done got him some wings.

 

• He also done pooped his pants FIVE times yesterday.  Just putting that out there in case there's an award for most poops or something.

• Kennedy asks no less than 500 questions a day.  478 of them are asked when I'm on the phone.  Today, she asked me where each person who worked at Target sleeps.  The important stuff.

• Kennedy's best boy is moving in October.  I broke the news to her yesterday.  I was not prepared for her reaction.  She made me start crying.  This household is going to be a blubbering mess when we say goodbye to our besties.  For now, we'll soak in every last minute of Chick-Fil-A dates and spelling "words" together.

• How big is Beckham?

So big.

• Back to Kennedy's endless questions.  How does one explain a dingle-berry to a four year old?  Because I started to explain and just like that, my descriptive tongue failed me and I was at a loss on how to explain the existence of the dingle-berry.  "It's like a little piece of poop that doesn't get wiped -- poop that gets stuck -- you know how Miya goes the bathroom and sometimes --.  Oh the questions that arose just from that stutter sentence of mine. 

• Just so you know, I didn't intend for all this poop talk.

• Marley went to live with my brother in California in December.  She returns on Thursday.  It's kind of like a family member who goes off to military boot camp.  Only she won't be returning with discipline or a buzz cut or a welcome-home banner.  Not going to lie, it's been a slice of heaven having Miya as an only fur baby. 

• Kennedy starts school in three weeks.  I'm looking forward to doing her hair again.  And not seeing her in her jammies at 11 a.m.  And an 8 o'clock bedtime.  I'm not looking forward to packing a lunch every day.